Recently it has become a reportable act to look at CCTV cameras in a funny way. This blog aims to allow people to do so in the privacy (whilst we still have it) of their own homes.
It also aims to chart the mushrooming of these illiberal and aesthetically ghastly artefacts of modern life.
I am currently the Press Officer for the EFD Group in London Working with the UKIP MEPs, where I've worked for the last three years. Before that I was a journalist and the founder of the Brussels investigative and satirical magazine, "The Sprout". At this time I was also the Brussels correspondent for the Private Eye and wrote for a number of national newspapers, principally The Sunday Telegraph.
I grew in up Dorset, living in Wimborne Minster and going to school between the Blackmore Vale and Cranborne Chase.
Formerly a candidate for the Conservatives, fighting a number of elections in Scotland, I believe that the best thing I ever did in politics was to join the UK Independence Party, It is nice to be honest again.